Original Title: You Seek Trouble, I Go Crazy, Joining Forces to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry
[Entertainment Industry + Sand Sculpture + Romance Variety Show + Nonsense + Memes + Totally Shameless]
Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book.
She became the brainless cannon fodder in an entertainment industry “Real vs. Fake Young Miss” novel. After answering a phone call, she discovered that the plot was already more than halfway through.
Abandoned by her family and blacklisted across the entire internet, her situation was precarious.
Thus, facing this utterly unfriendly world, the rebellious-to-the-core Jiang Qiyu decided to go completely unhinged! She bravely embraced being a jerk!
On social platforms, facing malicious comments from the whole internet, she opened her comment permissions:
“It’s okay if you don’t like me; dung beetles don’t like gold ingots either.”
On a romance variety show, facing public skepticism, she declared righteously:
“My reputation precedes me, for better or worse. The past was the past, now I’m a psycho!”
When asked about her username, she spoke with feigned hesitation:
“My name is… A poop-dipped spear pokes whoever and they die.”
To her surprise, she unexpectedly gained a group of fans who lived for her antics.
Netizens: “Teacher Changmao, fly bravely! Bear the pain and insults all by yourself!”
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The final confession night of the romance variety show.
Jiang Qiyu: “None of them are my type. I’m just that frank! They are all beneath me.”
Top Movie Star: “Is this your trick to attract me? How clumsy!”
Popular Idol: “I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that this time. You’re not allowed to say it again.”
Rebellious Young Master: “How am I not good enough for her? I’m a match for her eight hundred times over with room to spare! My legs are longer than her life! Me, not good enough for her? I’ll f***ing match her to death!”
Just as everyone was obsessing over the “Slap Uncle × Teacher Changmao” ship, a Weibo post suddenly rocketed to the top of the trending searches:
#Qi Yu: She is my Qiyu.#
(Note: Not a “strong female lead” story. The protagonist is lighthearted and shameless. A 1V1 brainless sweet story.)
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